- I almost got robbed. I was sitting on the train, and an older Chinese woman sat down next to me. The motion of the train always makes me sleepy, but I wasn't sleepy enough to ignore the woman next to me inching closer and closer. When I looked down, her hand was in my open purse. I slapped her hand away, and yelled, "WTF?!?!" She didn't say anything, and quickly moved away and got out at the next stop.
- I walked in on a man as he was using the bathroom. I went biking in the park this weekend, and stopped off near a wooded area to take a little breather. I didn't realize that I had stepped into someone's house, until I was assailed by a foul stench, and saw a homeless man behind a tree who just whipped out his junk and proceeded to urinate. I got onto my bike and pedaled away as quickly as I could go.
- I ate the best fish 'n' chips this side of the East River. I always thought that the other boroughs of New York offered better food than Manhattan, and my impromptu search for fish 'n' chips brought me to this place.
- BabyG kept saying "mama" over and over again. It's music to my ears, and she is even learning to play the harmonica.
I live such an exciting life, don't I?